PARKER Posters & Jason Statham Mashup!

Well, the truth is that these new posters for Parker movie show us nothing new, but I can't just show up and say – hey look, I have a Jason Statham mashup video and you have to check it out! I mean, what about Jennifer Lopez and her Leslie character? So, let's go step by step, I'll repeat the synopsis, add some images from the official movie site, share Statham's I'll-kill-you-all video, and then we can all go home, ok?

Written by John J. McLaughlin, directed by Taylor Hackford and based on the series of bestselling novels by Donald E. Westlake, this crime-thriller stars Jason Statham as a professional thief who lives by a personal code of ethics: Don't steal from people who can't afford it and don't hurt people who don't deserve it. But that will soon change… [jwplayer mediaid=”131064″]

On his latest heist, his crew double crosses him, steals his stash, and leaves him for dead. Determined to make sure they regret it, he tracks them to PalmBeach, playground of the rich and famous, where the crew is planning their biggest heist ever. Donning the disguise of a rich Texan, he takes on an unlikely partner, Leslie, a savvy insider, who's short on cash, but big on looks, smarts and ambition. Together, they devise a plan to hijack the score, take everyone down and get away clean.

Starring Jason Statham, Jennifer Lopez, Michael Chiklis, Wendell Pierce and Nick Nolte, Parker is set to open on January 25th, 2013.